Very Hausen #Haiku #Poetry

A haiku written by Lee Sonogan

AEW: Who is Danhausen and what kind of impact will he have?

His signature move: Pouring a jar of teeth into his opponent’s mouth and hitting them. Since mouths already have teeth, pouring more teeth into them doesn’t break the rules banning the use of foreign objects.

Third-Person Person,

Of caviar and isinglass,

Rich mutilation.

A horror/comedy vaudevillian wrestling gimmick inspired by the American television host Conan O’Brien

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