Quotes From Weird Al Yankovic (Lyrics)

A quotes list created by Lee Sonogan

Originally published on entertainmentcultureonline.com

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Giving you some more lyrics, I do not think that I have honoured Weird Al’s music before in greater detail before. I have in some playlists on UNGROOVYGORDS and a few music-related lists although first time here at ENTERTAINMENT CULTURE ONLINE. Listing my favourite songs from this comedy musicians, they include; Smell Like Nirvana, White & Nerdy, Amish Paradise, Foil, Tacky, Bedrock Anthem amongst much more worth mentioning.

Weird Al Yankovic Quotes
  • And I forgot the next verse/Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse/The lyric sheet’s so hard to find/What are the words? Oh, nevermind… “Smells Like Nirvana” (1992)
  • If money can’t buy happiness, I guess I’ll have to rent it. “This Is the Life”, Dare to Be Stupid (1984)
  • Your table manners are some cryin’ shame/You’re playin’ with your food, this ain’t some kind of game/Now, if you starve to death, you’ll just have yourself to blame/So eat it, just eat it  “Eat It” (1984)
  • My brothers and sisters all hated me ’cause I was an only child. “Generic Blues”, UHF soundtrack (1989)
  • I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me, she said: “Hey – you’ve got weasels on your face.” Right then I knew it was true love. “Albuquerque”, Running with Scissors.
  • There’s a suitcase poking me in the ribs/There’s an elbow in my ear/There’s a smelly old bum standing next to me/Hasn’t showered in a year “Another One Rides The Bus” (1983)
  • Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now/Gonna take my family out to eat now/Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can’t be beat now/Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow “Bedrock Anthem” (1993)
  • Look, If you had, one shot, to sit on your lazy butt, and watch all the TV you ever wanted, until your brain turned to mush
    Would you go for it? or just let it slip? Yo “Couch Potato”, Poodle Hat
  • Shoppin’ online for deals on some writable media, I edit Wikipedia “White & Nerdy”, Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  • I’m nerdy in the extreme, Whiter than sour cream “White & Nerdy”
  • I sued Taco Bell, ‘Cause I ate half a million Chalupas, And I got fat!, I sued Panasonic, They never said I shouldn’t use their microwave
    To dry off my cat! “I’ll Sue Ya”, Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  • Your database is a disaster/You’re waxin’ your modem, tryin’ to make it go faster/Hey fella, I bet you’re still livin’ in your parents’ cellar/Downloadin’ pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar/And postin’ “Me too!” like some brain-dead AOL-er/I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller/You’re just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller “It’s All About The Pentiums” (1999)
  • Oh, you don’t wanna mess with the R-I-double-A, They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R, It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma, or a seven-year-old girl, hey’ll treat you like the evil, hard-bitten, criminal scum you are “Don’t Download This Song”, Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)
  • Never had a date, That you couldn’t inflate “You’re Pitiful” (2006), Internet-released song
  • We only torture the folks we don’t like You’re probably gonna be okay. “Party in the CIA (Alpocalypse, 2011)
  • Oh, by the way, I’ve cracked the code, I’ve figured out these shadow organizations, And the Illuminati know, That they’re finally primed for world domination “Foil” (2014)

Stay tuned for more lyrics from different bands and well-known songs. Sooner or later this categorical collection will have something for everyone!




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