A quotes list created by Lee Sonogan
Originally published on entertainmentcultureonline.com
Having not gone into detail about this video game before, that is because I personally have not finished it. Getting stuck at one boss battle, I now know from watching a few people completing the game do it by only talking. Yes, you can beat the game without resorting to actually killing something. Other than that this single-player game holds an epic soundtrack to a comedy parody worth checking out of RPGs. The following list will not contain names of the text encounters/choices in this video game.
- The waterfall here seems to flow from the ceiling of the cavern… Occasionally, a piece of trash will flow through… and fall into the bottomless abyss below. Viewing this endless cycle of worthless garbage… It fills you with determination.
- It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like this…kids like you…SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL.
- NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
- Practice talking to the dummy.
- In this world, it’s kill or be killed
- Now your sanity and mine can die TOGETHER!
- Our family is bigger than evah. Now that my wife. Is fused with sixteen othah people
- I like to just lie on the floor and feel like garbage
- OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE!!! IT’S SNAIL ICE CREAM!!!!!!!! IN THE FOURTH CHAPTER EVERYONE GOES TO THE BEACH!!! AND SHE BUYS ICE CREAM FOR ALL OF HER FRIENDS!!!! BUT IT’S SNAIL FLAVOR AND SHE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS IT!!!!!! IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE GAME BECAUSE IT’S ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL message about friendship and…
- Seven. Seven human souls, and King ASGORE will become a god. Six. That’s how many we have collected thus far. Understand? Through your seventh and final soul, this world will be transformed. First, however, as is customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… … No, you know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!?! NGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU! You’re standing in the way of everybody’s hopes and dreams! Alphys’ history books made me think humans were cool… …with their giant robots and flowery swordsman. BUT YOU? You’re just a coward!
- DARK DARKER YET DARKER THE DARKNESS KEEPS GROWING THE SHADOWS CUTTING DEEPER
- Every human that falls down here meets the same fate. I have seen it again and again. They come. They leave. They die. You naive child… If you leave the Ruins… They… ASGORE… will kill you. I am only protecting you, do you understand? Go to your room.
- NO!! I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!! WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES THROUGH HERE!?! I WANT TO BE READY!!! I WILL BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS… WILL GET ALL THE THINGS I UTTERLY DESERVE! RESPECT… RECOGNITION… I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! PEOPLE WILL ASK, TO, BE MY, “FRIEND?” I WILL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES EVERY MORNING.
- Don’t you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt? Look at yourself. You made all these great friends, but now, you’ll probably never see them again. Not to mention how much they’ve been set back by you. Hurts, doesn’t it? If you had just gone through without caring about anyone, you wouldn’t have to feel bad now. So I don’t get it. If you really did everything the right way, why did things still end up like this? Why…? Is life really that unfair?
- OHHH YES! WELCOME, BEAUTIES… TO TODAY’S QUIZ SHOW!!! OH BOY! I CAN ALREADY TELL IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT SHOW! EVERYONE GIVE A BIG HAND FOR OUR WONDERFUL CONTESTANT! (Applauds the child) NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, GORGEOUS? NO PROBLEM! IT’S SIMPLE! THERE’S ONLY ONE RULE. ANSWER CORRECTLY… OR YOU DIE!!!
- Leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot you can fry an egg
- Anime is real…right?
- JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GREASE!!!
- See two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell. Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell. I couldn’t stop laughing
- Did you want to hear about the book I am reading? It is called, “72 Uses for Snails.” How about it? [ How to exit the RUINS ] Um. . . How about an exciting snail fact? Did you know that snails. . . Some flip their digestive systems as they mature? Interesting. [ How to exit the RUINS ] I have to do something. Stay here.
- …but you. you never gained any lv. ‘course, that doesn’t mean you’re completely innocent or naive. just that you kept a certain tenderness in your heart. no matter the struggles or hardships you faced… you strived to do the right thing. you refused to hurt anyone. even when you ran away, you did it with a smile. you never gained lv, but you gained love. does that make sense? maybe not. [beat] now. you’re about to face the greatest challenge of your entire journey. your actions here… will determine the fate of the entire world. if you refuse to fight… asgore will take your soul and destroy humanity. but if you kill asgore and go home… monsters will remain trapped underground. what will you do? [beat] well, if i were you, i would have thrown in the towel by now. but you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you? that’s right. you have something called “determination.” so long as you hold on… so long as you do what’s in your heart… i believe you can do the right thing. alright. we’re all counting on you, kid. good luck.
- I’M UNDYNE AND I’M PILING ON THE SMOOCHES!
- We are officially screwed every which way from Sunday with whipped cream and a Sans-shaped cherry on top, aren’t we?
The gameplay is unique and overall vibes of the bit game can make you nostalgic. Characters along the way are memorable while filling you with determination. One day there shall be a review of it on UNGROOVYGORDs and then will be more descriptive on why I am so fond of it.
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