It Puts The Lotion #Haiku #Poetry

A haiku written by Lee Sonogan

The Silence of the Lambs - "It rubs the lotion on its skin" - YouTube

I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to be scratched. Shoot! I will not know if I have won! Mitch Hedberg

Buffalo William,

Or it gets the hose again,

Basket now copium!

Oh God, is this like Silence of the Lambs?” Tears flowed down her face. “I don’t want to go down the hole! I won’t put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won’t be able to wear my skin, I won’t cover your huge ass!” She wailed. – Alanea Alder

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