A haiku written by Lee Sonogan
I’m a hard guy to hit and take down, and once I get you on the ground I’m going to choke you out. Even if you resist a few of the other attempts I’m going to get you one way or the other. I’m like the Boogeyman… I’m gonna get you. – Aljamain Sterling
Tom, Dick, or Harry?
Giant PP unary!
“With his pendulous penis swinging from side to side, the beast clip-clopped up a rickety flight of stairs led by Pablo Zapata’s wife, who took him through a beaded curtain into a room where a bevy of sullen women reclined on tatty sofas. A collective gasp rang out among the group and many crossed themselves in silent prayer.” ― Kevin Ansbro, The Minotaur’s Son & Other Wild Tales