A quotes list created by Lee Sonogan
Here is another stand-up comedian that needs to be talked about in this corner of the internet. Nicknamed ‘Tater Salad’, he is one of the best humorous storytellers in America and has been around in his career. From his Blue Collar Comedy Tour, writing a best selling book and various experiences in interviews, he is intriguing being the best of his personal era. Also, the two comedy specials I saw of his were excellent as well.
- You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. Ron White
- The next time you have a thought… let it go. Ron White
- Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin. Ron White
- s I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine. Ron White
- I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em. Ron White
- I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
- The hardest that I’ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed ’til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. Ron White
- But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. Ron White
- I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level. Ron White
- I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor. Ron White
- There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between. Ron White
- If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn. Ron White
- The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper. Ron White
- I’m definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won’t. Then three years later I will finally try it and it’ll kill them. I got to give them more credit. Ron White
- You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh. Ron White
There are hundreds of quotes by this man but for now, the previously following list shall do. On JRE recently, that is also a good introduction if not heard of this man before. Fun Fact! He ran as an independent candidate for the presidency in 2016 and is in 2008 was chared with possession of weed and paraphernalia by an anonymous tip.
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