A quotes list created by Lee Sonogan

One of Joe Rogan’s friends and a podcast host in his own right, Duncan also has the wisdom of both comedy and an assortment of knowledge. Since his most recent appearance on the JRE Podcast sold me on him to look up more that he has said. The Duncan Trussell Family Hour is another interview type of show to check out and it is a crime that he does not have a comedy special on Netflix.

• We’ve just barely stopped being monkeys. – Duncan Trussell
• It’s so weird man, it’s like the vagina is an elevator door that opens up into this dimension, and sometimes that elevator puts you out on to a bad fucking floor! ― Duncan Trussell (The Joe Rogan Experience, Episode 179)
• Thought prisons are the best prisons to get into, because you have the key and you can get out. – Duncan Trussell
• True healing is realizing that you were never sick in the first place, true healing is realizing that you had a little bit of dust on the windshield and brush it of. – Duncan Trussell
• I don’t want anyone having access to a nuclear arsenal that worships a god thats planning on, at some random time, blasting the planet I’m living on and wiping out the majority of the people, cause his pissed about what they did to his fucking hippie kid, 2000 years ago. – Duncan Trussell (The Joe Rogan Experience 166, 2011)
• What you’re saying is often less important than what you’re feeling when you’re saying it – Duncan Trussell
• You have to begin to ask yourself which components of my belief system are things that I arrived through naturally from my observation of nature, and which parts of them are placed into me by system that is designed to turn people into consumers, and I think more often than not that a greater percentage of your personality that would you like is not you at all. It’s an tapestry that has been cleverly woven by a system designed to make people feel totally normal spending the majority of their lives driving in a commute and working in a shit job and being tired all the time. – Duncan Trussell (The Joe Rogan Experience 166, 2011)
• Love is a word that has been hijacked by greeting card companies, cult leaders, sentimentalists, pop singers, false prophets, romcoms, McDonald’s, and a million other unsavory types, who transform the most incredible thing that humans can experience into an inflatable, gaudy imitation of itself that they use for their selfish desires and nefarious marketing campaigns. These bastards have made the highest and most intense experience accessible to humans almost impossible to talk about without feeling embarrassed. – Duncan Trussell
• That thing in you that you think is a demon is actually a bodyguard that’s run amok – Duncan Trussell
• If you can forgive yourself then you will no longer see the reflection of your own internal judgement in the faces of the people around you. And if you can do that then suddenly you’ll be in a whole different universe because the universe we all exist in is the one where we’re all so terrified of the judgement of our peers. – Duncan Trussell
• Some poor, phoneless fool is probably sitting next to a waterfall somewhere totally unaware of how angry and scared he’s supposed to be – Duncan Trussell
• The joy of a psychedelic is when you have the balls to go into the darkness. and all of a sudden you realize that the darkness was a complete illusion. All the darkness and negativity and spooky shit and guilt and fear and crap you thought was inside you, and all the bad things you thought you’ve done, and all the things you feel terrible about secretly…you realize that’s nothing. it’s an illusion. The universe loves you, you are completely embraced by the entire universe. You are an incremental part of the functioning of the cosmos. You are an incredible, wonderful, perfect f##king thing. And when you get a glimpse of that, it’s the greatest feeling ever. Because you’re healed. Because that’s what true healing is, man. True healing is realizing you were never sick in the first place. True healing is realizing you just had a little bit of dust on the windshield man…you brush it off you know that’s all, man. – Duncan Trussell
• I love being a carbon molecule. – Duncan Trussell
• If you can forgive yourself then you will no longer see the reflection of your own internal judgement in the faces of the people around you. And if you can do that then suddenly you’ll be in a whole different universe because the universe we all exist in is the one where we’re all so terrified of the judgement of our peers. – Duncan Trussell
• He (Tesla) was 84, and he died in a hotel, completely broke and alone. In love with a pigeon. This is a nightmare. I’m in hell. This is hell. I’m talking about Tesla in my puke. Tesla was the electric Jesus. I can’t breathe. – Duncan Trussell
• If you inquire into the hurt, you’ll know what you’re experiencing is love. – Duncan Trussell
• The universe loves you, you’re completely embraced by the entire universe, you’re an incremental part of the functioning of the cosmos, and you’re an incredible, wonderful – perfect f##king thing. And when you get a glimpse of that it’s the greatest feeling ever, because you’re healed. Because that’s what truly healing is…true healing is realizing you were never sick in the first place. – Duncan Trussell

Fun Fact: Also a voice actor he also did a voice on Cartoon Network’s Adventure Time. If he would write a book I would definitely want to read it. Maybe then maybe more of his words would be shared among the internet’s finest then. There are so many quote’s lists that could be compiled together that are not quoted online as much as others.

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