A list created by: Lee Sonogan
On July 4, 2016 I made of a list of 30 jokes for the lol’s, today I create a sequel to that list. (https://ungroovygords.com/2016/07/04/30-jokes-for-the-lols/). So this new list could potentially make you laugh, giggle, entertained, happy, satisfied and most importantly make you LOL. The following list will focus on jokes that are filthy and not morally appropriate. Do not continue to read if easily offended.
- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind. It’s too long.
- Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
- Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
- What’s the difference between ET and an illegal immigrant? ET learned how to speak English and wanted to go home.
- What should you do if you come across an elephant? Apologize and wipe it off.
- Why is communism good? It cures obesity.
- Statistically 9/11 Americans won’t get this.
- How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
- What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
- What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF File.
- What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
- What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
- ‘I want to die in my sleep like my Grandad. Not kicking and screaming like his passengers.’
- How do you know when the vegetables are boiled? The wheelchairs ﬂoat to the top.
- What do you call a black man ﬂying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
- So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn’t work.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
- What do you call a Chinese child molester? Fuckum Yung.
- … Just watched that Harry Potter ﬁlm, but it’s pretty unrealistic. I mean… a ginger kid with two friends.
- Did you hear the one about the Zen Buddhist who called to order a pizza? He said, ‘Make me one with everything’.
- Why can’t Jesus eat M&Ms? He has holes in his hands.
- Why are ghosts gay? They put the willies up each other.
- What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
- Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?
- What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste.
- Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill.
- What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy once he was in the car? ‘Hey, go easy on the sweets, I’m not made of money!’
- What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain’s mind as he pulled the trigger? A bullet.
- Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other.
- How do you make a baby stop crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand down
These jokes are brutal and very funny because they are jokes that many people would be afraid to do. A joke that is in such poor taste can be funny. Comedy is tragedy plus time if you are willing to see the funny side of anything. If I would to make a list like this again it would be called 30 Even More Jokes for the Lol’s.
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