Top 10 current Rick and Morty quotes

A list created by: Lee Sonogan


This show is one of the best adult animated shows of all time. So having many quotes in this show I can make this list easy. Most of these quotes will be from Rick Sanchez. If you do not know who Rick is, read some of his quotes in this list. The following list is full of quotes in the tv show, Rick and Morty. They will be in order of tenth best to best quote so far in the tv series. Season 4 of Rick and Morty is expected to return very late in this year of 2018.

  • 10. Rick Sanchez: I’ve replehh-ced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family, Morty! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it, and they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty! And now you’re gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! An-and I-I-I’ll go out and I’ll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that’s what this is all about, Morty! Th-that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! [grabs Morty’s leg trying to back away] I-I-I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget… dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty! That’s what’s gon-it’s gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty! Season nine more seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce! [closing garage door inside] For ninety-seven more years, Morty! I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!
  • 9. Rick Sanchez: Listen, Jerry, I don’t want to overstep my bounds or anything. It’s your house. It’s your world. You’re a real Julius Caesar, but I’ll tell you some, tell you how-how I feel about school, Jerry. It’s a waste of time, a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, “two plus two.” The people in the back say, “four.” Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can take a dump or something. I mean, it’s—it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry, and I know that’s not a popular opinion, but it’s my two cents on the issue.
  • 8. Snuffles: Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?
  • 7. Butter robot: What is my purpose? Rick Sanchez: You pass butter. Butter robot: Oh my god. Rick Sanchez: Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
  • 6. Rick Sanchez: Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
  • 5. Morty: Rick, what about the reality we left behind? Rick Sanchez: What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? Just don’t think about it, Morty.
  • 4. Rick Sanchez: Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the Universe because I’m the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets. Now, I haven’t been exactly subtle about how little I trust marriage. I couldn’t make it work, and I could turn a black hole into a sun, so at a certain point, you’ve got to ask yourself what are the odds this is legit and not just some big lie we’re all telling ourselves because we’re afraid to die alone? Because, you know, that’s exactly how we all die … alone. But … but … Here’s the thing. Birdperson is my best friend, and if he loves Tammy, well, then I love Tammy, too. [Cheers and applause] To friendship, to love, and to my greatest adventure yet … opening myself up to others. 
  • 3. Morty: Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.
  • 2. Rick Sanchez: Listen to your sister, Morty. To live is to risk it all, otherwise you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you. Oh, I’m sorry, Jerry, I didn’t see you there, how much of that did you hear?
  • 1. Rick Sanchez:  I don’t respect therapy because I’m a scientist because I invent, transform, create, destroy for a living and when I don’t like something about the world I change it and I don’t think going to a rented office in a strip mall to listen to some agent of averageness, explain which words mean which feelings has ever helped anyone do anything. I think it’s helped a lot of people get comfortable and stop panicking which is a state of mind we value *urp* in the animals we eat but not something I want for myself. I’m not a cow. I’m a pickle. When I feel like it so, you asked.

Wubba lubba dub dub! This show has it all. Making this list makes me want to watch Rick and Morty episodes. Hundreds more quotes great for different reasons.

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