Joe Rogan quotes

A list created by: Lee Sonogan


Comedian, commentator and podcast host, Joe Rogan can do it all. In that time he has created many interesting quality content. With that content comes his unique quotes. Some of the following quote’s are funny, witty and inspiring.

  • “That’s my only goal.  Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.” – Joe Rogan
  • “I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who fucks his life up and gets his life together again story.” – Joe Rogan
  • “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you‘re the fucking criminal.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “I don’t care if you’re gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It’s all an illusion.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.” ― Joe Rogan
  • “You are one miniscule piece of a never-ending cycle. In fact, you’re not even a piece. You’re just a holder for billions and billions of other pieces. Whether that’s organic components, living organisms inside your body, bacteria or whatever it is, you’re just part of the sup of the universe, so just ry to enjoy what’s good about it.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Reality really is a theatre.  There’s no other way to describe it.  It’s all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.” – Joe Rogan
  • “The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.” – Joe Rogan
  • “If you can control what you eat, you can control all other aspects of your life.– Joe Rogan
  • “There’s a never-ending ocean of techniques out there.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Life is strange.  You keep moving and keep moving.  Before you know it, you look back and thing, ‘What was that?’” – Joe Rogan
  • “Be cool to people.  Be nice to as many people as you can.  Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid.” – Joe Rogan
  • “People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.” – Joe Rogan
  • “So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you.  That’s the problem with our society.  And what’s the reward?  Go home and get a big TV.” – Joe Rogan
  • “The quicker we all realize that we’ve been taught how to live life by the people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn’t value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Haters are all failures.  It’s 100% across the board.  No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.– Joe Rogan
  • “What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – Without a doubt.” – Joe Rogan
  • “No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still have the same genes they had 10,000 years ago. Our bodies are designed to have a certain amount of physical stress and violence in them. We’re designed to run from jaguars and fight to defend our territory.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.” – Joe Rogan
  • “The universe rewards calculated risk and passion.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something…Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark.” – Joe Rogan
  • “Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow…We know that inherently that feels great.” – Joe Rogan

Check out The Joe Rogan Experience today to learn more about him. I have a link to my review of The Joe Rogan Experience below this short paragragh.

The Joe Rogan Experience, a podcast review


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